RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS
Ur swag and tupac would be proud
Who the fuck is tupac
you know what people don’t talk about
God shrek 2 made me so f*cking wet just because all i could do was imagine myself bent over for human shrek just waiting to be pounded by his human meat stick
WHAT THE FUCK
maybe we shouldn’t talk about human shrek
reasons you should fuck me:
- my hair is really soft and it’ll feel nice balled up in your fist when you take me from behind
Why don’t girls ever actually talk like this, do you even know how much of a turn on that would be?! Do you?!
i’m a boy
I don’t very much care for The Red Jump Suit Apparatus either , but Face Down is a great song that I rarely ever turn down listening to.
australia gets christmas before america
but american gets freedom before everyone
but canada gets maple syrup before everyone
but hungarians open gifts on the 24th
eight fucking days of presents
gets paid for going to school.
Did we just witness a World Meeting?