morphine-and-cigarettes:

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS

Anonymous whispered:
Ur swag and tupac would be proud

pleasedonte:

Who the fuck is tupac

still-squidgydgn:

thatoneawolgirl:

sylar-went-awol:

rosaparking:

nateruessofficial:

you know what people don’t talk about

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human shrek

God shrek 2 made me so f*cking wet just because all i could do was imagine myself bent over for human shrek just waiting to be pounded by his human meat stick

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WHAT THE FUCK

maybe we shouldn’t talk about human shrek

abomasnow:

itswhatyouwant-need:

abomasnow:

reasons you should fuck me:

  • my hair is really soft and it’ll feel nice balled up in your fist when you take me from behind

Why don’t girls ever actually talk like this, do you even know how much of a turn on that would be?! Do you?!

i’m a boy

I don’t very much care for The Red Jump Suit Apparatus either , but Face Down is a great song that I rarely ever turn down listening to.

hetaculture:

ask-cosplay-lovina:

romanorgasm:

seborgasm:

would-your-panties-drop-if-i:

tangoingwithmango:

thisrealityhere:

gingerrlocks:

riflesandroadhouses:

joshfransexyy:

butthurtbandboys:

australia gets christmas before america
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but american gets freedom before everyone
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but canada gets maple syrup before everyone

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but hungarians open gifts on the 24th

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but freedom

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kangaroos

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REINDEERSimage

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eight fucking days of presents

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gets paid for going to school.

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pasta

Did we just witness a World Meeting?

(Source: nialllhoran)